Today at a middle school pool party a 13 year old boy asked me if "Christ's pain on the cross was derived from the sins of mankind, or the Son's separation from the Father". In case you don't understand how abnormal this is, my next most stimulating conversation was this:
Mitchell: "Nick, can I have a dollar for skittles?"
Me: "No"
Also, I have been leading a group of 4th graders in VBS this week. Jedidiah calls me his "hairy homie". Charlie calls me his leprechaun, and rubs my stomach. They like me because I let them steal the decorations that line the hallways of the church. They respect me because I told them I ate cowballs. They fear me because I accidently threw Louie into a wall. He is so little, and so mischievous.
Why does gas cost so much? Why don't I have a scooter? Why is my room always messy? Why am I scared of the 4th grade girl that sits in front of us in morning assembly and throws hard candies? Probably because the candies that she throws are hard.
Alan loves BBQ.nicholas david welch
11 comments:
i think this is my favorite of all your posts.
and alans picture topped it off.
hahaha
That's a pretty serious question that kid asked. I'd suggest investing in him. Like, investing money in his education so you can get rich off of him. But more than likely he'll become like that "into the wild" kid who'll just give all the money away and you'll be really disappointed. I'm totally kidding. But not really.
SIGUR ROS TOMORROW CAN YOU FEEL IT.
its supposed to rain tomorrow and friday... you know what this means, right?
I seriously just laughed outloud while reading about your VBS experience...
Random 4th grader: Why are you always late?
Nick: Stop talking.
Haha, you're the greatest. You get a raise.
hey i met your husband.
he really seems like your husband.
alan looks like he is/should be in the mob.
this was very entertaining.
get a phone that receives pictures of bulldogs. kthx bai.
check off #4,18,29,32,40
10? we can only wish. haha our parents are pervs
I wish that I saw you more.
my uncle brings mountain oysters every year to Christmas dinner. no one likes them. no one likes him.
hey.
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